Now this is the type of businesses that you get when prostitution is made legal, and we need more of them here.
One insane Singapore businessman came up with a terrific idea. Since men like coffee and men love blow jobs why not combine the two in a one stop shop? It’s going to be called CafĂ© Fellatio and will be open by the end of the year. The idea is surprisingly simple, men sit at the bar and order a coffee. With the coffee they are handed a tablet that serves as the prostitute menu, after you make your choice you get to enjoy a little head under the bar while sipping on your cappuccino.
To get the full service you will have to pay 150 Singapore Dollars, which is a little pricey but seems like something you would treat yourself to every once in a while.
Put simply, the business model would see men ordering a coffee and using an iPad to select a prostitute they want to perform oral sex on them. They would then sit at the bar. “In five or ten minutes, it’s all over”. At $150, with a possible $5 surplus for a latte macchiato the ‘coffee’ would be the most expensive. It would, however — in theory at least – be perfectly within the bounds of the law. Prostitution is legal in Singapore although it is strictly controlled, with sex trade workers required to have valid permits as part of a bid to fight people trafficking. In cases where two or more prostitutes operate out of the same premises, the establishment has to be registered as a massage parlour. Not everyone is happy with the idea though.
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